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If you’re looking for inspiration involving realtors and properties, look no further than these novels[phpbay]  Entertaining, funny and even educational, these books will show you the other side of real estate in all its humorous, gritty glory[phpbay]

Red Hot Property by Devin O'Branagan
Devin O'Branagan's new book "Red Hot Property" follows four real estate agents as they begin their careers[phpbay] Sometimes it's a bumpy road, filled with dangers and pitfalls[phpbay] They’re not always in the open houses; Molly O’Malley and Valentino DeMitri also have to wade through the perils of office politics[phpbay]  Despite the wholesome safety warnings, O'Branagan manages to keep the book an exciting, believable read[phpbay]

Cracks in the Foundation by Erica Ferencik
Ginger Kanadoo has been coasting along on a notoriously slow real estate market in Squamskootnocket, NY, so she plans to make the most of her latest listing[phpbay][phpbay][phpbay] an outhouse[phpbay] Teaming up with her 93-year-old aunt and her Wiccan daughter against arch-rival Tandy Brickenhausen, Ginger fights to keep a toehold on real estate representation[phpbay] This is a very funny book with a lot of truths about real estate and the selling of it hidden behind the laughs[phpbay]

Fatal Fixer-Upper by Jennie Bentley
New York textile designer Avery Baker inherits a 1870s Victorian cottage in Maine from her aunt and decides to renovate it herself[phpbay]  She throws herself into reclaiming the home with the help of a good looking handyman, Derek Ellis… pity that they clash so much on modern vs[phpbay] vintage[phpbay]  Home renovation takes a deadly twist, though, when she starts finding clues that could mean that her renovation project is turning deadly…

The Ruthless Realtor Murders (Wyn Lewis Mysteries) by David A[phpbay] Kaufelt
The third book in the Wyn Lewis Mysteries, “The Ruthless Realtor Murders” has realtor/lawyer Wyn Lewis trying to solve the murders of local realtors involved in condo developments in Wagg’s Neck Harbor[phpbay]  Can she find out who is bumping off everyone in the real estate profession before she gets nailed for a crime she didn’t commit?

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
A real estate agent sells haunted houses repeatedly because the buyers can’t live in them[phpbay]  An investigative reporter finds that there is a correlation between the haunted homes and crib death via a lullaby that kills[phpbay]

Dracula by Bram Stoker
The legend of Dracula has been so overshadowed by the allure of the vampire, most people forget that it all started with a real estate transaction[phpbay]  This book is definitely a safety-first warning to agents who go into the boonies to meet an unknown client[phpbay]

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