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"The check's in the mail"[phpbay] "No, you don't look fat in that"[phpbay] "You don't look that old"[phpbay] These are familiar exaggerations, white lies or what my grandmother called Pinocchio noses[phpbay]
A building contractor nose how to convince you the remodeling will be done on time[phpbay] A used car dealer nose how to make an old car look good[phpbay] A lawyer nose how to make his client look innocent[phpbay]
When I was an innocent child and the doctor said, "This won't hurt", I was too busy looking at the lollypop to see if his nose got longer[phpbay] Now I watch the doctor's nose very carefully[phpbay]
I listen very carefully when charities call to ask for donations[phpbay] Although the "Do Not Call List" doesn't apply to charitable organizations, I don't feel very charitable if the charities won't send their requests by mail[phpbay] Pinocchio noses know that would be mail fraud[phpbay] They also know they would need a nose guard in prison[phpbay]
Pinocchio noses used to notify you by mail that you'd won large amounts of money[phpbay] Now they notify you by e-mail[phpbay] Either way there are strings attached[phpbay] Either way the notifications are "Gipetto-ized"[phpbay]
Teasers are used on local, television news to keep us from turning the channel[phpbay] "Alien sighting next" or "Cure for cellulite when we come back"[phpbay] After six or more commercials they come back, but the teaser is carried over to the next segment of the newscast[phpbay] Do local newscasters have long noses because they tease or because they have the nose for news?
There are a lot of television ads for weight-loss products[phpbay] Some are for weight-loss drinks[phpbay] Others are for pills or prepared foods[phpbay] Maybe the makers of these products really could lose five pounds in one week if they cut off their noses[phpbay]
When you go to the movies, you sit through fifteen minutes of previews for upcoming movies[phpbay] Occasionally you see one you like[phpbay] However, when it's advertised in the newspaper, the flattering quotes are from the" Iowa City Gazette" and "Movie Magazine"[phpbay] Ebert and Roeper's noses stay out of it[phpbay]
Politicians should have the longest noses of all - especially when they're campaigning - when they're promising whatever you want to hear[phpbay] I've never seen a politician with a Pinocchio nose, but I've never seen both hands of politicians when they're making promises[phpbay] They're crossing their fingers[phpbay] It's as plain as the nose on your face[phpbay]
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