The story in this movie is based around a small hamlet based in England, UK[phpbay] This hamlet has had a curse put on it, however, and when the girls in the hamlet turn 18 they suddenly turn into lesbians[phpbay] Kind of sounds like my home town, anyway that's not the worse part, however, they also turn into vampires[phpbay] The town's people have set up a deal with the lesbian vampires; if the town's people provide the vampires with fresh meat then they get to live[phpbay]
Enter Gavin and Stacey - stars James Corden and Mathew Horne, two friends who have had troubled lives, the one can't keep a job as he works as a clown but hates children and often ends up punching them and the other keeps being rejected by his girlfriend[phpbay] The couple decide to make a new start in their life and decide to go hiking[phpbay] Their luck soon seems to take a turn for the better as when they reach a little hamlet they are greeted with free beer, a free place to stay, and it's also occupied by very beautiful and attractive women[phpbay] However their luck truly hasn't changed and they soon find themselves trying to get laid while trying not to get eaten by the lesbian vampires outside their house[phpbay]
This movie isn't a classic comedy but it does produce some laughs and the dialogue on times is pretty funny, the movie however is let down by a slow pacing and some unneeded scenes[phpbay] However having said that I do still believe lesbian vampire killers is worth watching and I award this movie a blood sucking 3 out of 5 vampire bites[phpbay]
Cirque Du Freak : The Vampires Assistant - Official Trailer
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