vampires live guide
Everyone wants to be a vampire[phpbay] They are beautiful, powerful, and immortal[phpbay] But it's not easy to actually become one[phpbay] Vampires are dangerous, and if you aren't careful, you might end up more dead than undead from your efforts[phpbay]
The classic way to become a vampire is for one to bite you[phpbay] This is often followed by the vampire giving you some of its own blood[phpbay] We don't know for certain why this works, whether there is some sort of chemical or biological agent on the teeth or in the blood, but we do know that 8 out of 10 victims who are accosted by vampires, and who do not die, become vampires themselves[phpbay]
The trick is not dying[phpbay] This can be difficult when dealing with creatures that see you in much the same way that you see a cheeseburger[phpbay] In fact this can be a useful visualization technique[phpbay] Imagine yourself as a hamburger, and try to think of ways to get humans to not eat you[phpbay]
One way that a cheeseburger could stop a human from eating it is if it could get that person to fall in love[phpbay] This is also a good way to stop a vampire from killing you[phpbay] If you get them to fall in love with you, they will probably want to protect you, rather than sucking you dry of blood[phpbay]
Getting anyone to fall in love with you is a complex task and is beyond the scope of this article[phpbay] However in general, vampires like old things, since they are usually old[phpbay] They are also usually into Goth or Emo culture[phpbay] Again we have no definitive explanation as to why this is, it just seems to be a common trait amongst vampires[phpbay]
Another way to get a vampire to turn you, rather than killing you, might be to have something you can offer to trade[phpbay] For instance if you start a career working in a blood bank, and then one day become head of that bank, you will suddenly have a comm[phpbay] Oddity which might be traded to an ambitious young vampire in exchange for a little immortality[phpbay]
In general it is not that easy to become a vampire[phpbay] However with a little cunning, and the use of these clever ideas, it is possible to live the immortal dream, and become a murderous night walking parasite for all eternity[phpbay]
Aim For The Heart: A Guide To Vampire Defense
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